> 世界小姐眼中的各国男人性器官

> Miss Universe's last Question

> 环球小姐最后一题

> Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male

> organ in your country?

> 问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

> Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in

> America are like gentlemen.

> 美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。

> Question: How can you say so?

> 问：为什么呢？

> Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a

> woman........

> 美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……

> （Applause! Applause!）

> （鼓掌、鼓掌）  

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> Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ

> in your country?

> 问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

> Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our

> very own Bullfight or

> Toro（Bull）

> 西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。

> Question: How can you say so?

> 问：为什么呢？

> Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an

> opening.

> 西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。

> Applause! Applause!）

> （鼓掌、鼓掌）

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> Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male

> organ in your country?

> 问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

> Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in

> our country are like gossip or rumors.

> 菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。

> Question: How can you say so?

> 问：为什么呢？

> Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to

> mouth.

> 菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。

> （Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause!

> Applause!）

> （鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌）

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> Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ

> in your Country?

> 问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

> Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran

> are like thieves.

> 伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。

> Question: How can you say so?

> 问：为什么呢？

> Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back

> door.

> 伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。

> （Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!

>Applause!）

> （鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌）

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> Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ

> in your country?

> 问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

> Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India

> are like labourers.

> 印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。

> Question: How can you say so?

> 问：为什么呢？

> Ms India: Because it works day and night......

> 印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。

> （Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

> Applause! Applause!）

> （鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌）

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> Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male

> organ in your country?

> 问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

> Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in

> Malaysia are like Proton car.

> 马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton

> 牌轿车（马来西亚国产车）。

> Question: How can you say so?

> 问：为什么呢？

> Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

>

马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬（造型类似HONDA）其实很软（一撞就变形）。

> （Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!

> Applause!）

> （鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌）

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> Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male

> organ in your country?

> 问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

> Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In

> Singapore is very Kiasu （Afraid to lose）.

> 新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。

> Question: How can you say so?

> 问：为什么呢？

> Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and

> leave 15 minutes before the show is over.

> 新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。

> Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

> Applause! Applause!

> （鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌）

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> Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ

> in your country?

> 问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。

> Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China

> are like a space plane.

>

> 中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。

> Question: How can you say so?

> 问：为什么呢？

> Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within

> few minutes........

> 中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端…